IN REAL LIFE

It's like our Mario Kart video, just with more hammers and flying barrels............... We found the most insane staircase in SF this week Then had Grant stand at the top of it in a Donkey Kong costume and violently throw, like, 50 barrels at five different Mario Bros running up it — all armed with hammers and a dream. We like to call it: Urban Donkey Kong. YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO OF THAT MORE AWESOME STUFF • Volume II (for all you non-Romans, that means 2) of the Chubster Nation Photos of the Week(end) drops today. • Our BDJF (Best DJ Forever) Viceroy just added a bunch of new weekend tune-age to the Jams Not Bangers playlist. • The Oscars are this weekend. Here're the most awkward movie scenes you guys have watched with your parents. • Dr. Connor (the dude behind that miracle hangover cure) is back with the fastest way humanly possible to warm your body. (Wait, it's not putting eight pairs of Chubbies on??) Thumb click to fire the barrel.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

GOLF

SHORTS ....................................................................... Hey Chubbs, how many golf shorts should I get today?  4 NEW GOLF SHORTS Phone pocket + longer inseam + removable ball mark + stretch = Eagletown, USA. Population: YOU.  It's tee time, Chubster Nation. We got a brand new quadfecta of golf shorts, loaded with features that'll have you firing a 59 every time. In how many holes? That's on you. >>> GET THE GOLF SHORTS >>> GIVE THIS LINK A TAP TAP TAPAROO TANKAPALOOZA ENDS TOMORROW Hop over to the Chubbies App to get a free tank with any order of $75+ Your spring break will thank you later.  >>> TANKS FOR NOTHING This weekend ain't gonna know what hit it. - Tom, Preston, Kyle and Rainer P.S. Interested in the Chubbies golf polos? Sign up for first dibs.  We're just gonna leave these gifs here. Enjoy.   Looking to take 15 strokes off your golf game? Then go ahead and download the Chubbies App. Friday at Five Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Twitter Chubbies on Snapchat Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.