30 October 2016

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REMINDER: GROW 'STACHE

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At Chubbies, we don't just care about shorts. We care about what's under the shorts — we're talking about the men, not the underwear (although we do care about underwear, too). 

That's why we're teaming up with the Movember Foundation, the only global charity solely focused on men's health. Here's how you can help:

1. Get Some 'Stache Shorts

10% of all sales from these mustachioed shorts will be donated to the Movember Foundation, a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization.

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2. Support Team Chubbies

Some of us have mustaches. Some of us have prostates. But all of us care about men's health. Every dollar you donate will go directly to the Movember Foundation. 

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For Your Sunday Perusal

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BTDubz, yes we know it's still October, just wanted to get a jump start on some sweet 'stache-ing,
Kyle, Tom, Preston & Rainer
The Co-Founders

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28 October 2016

Uh oh

Were you trying to get some work done this Friday? Well, that's not gonna happen anymore once you open this Pandora's box of dope fun times and partying.

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Sup home slices.

I'll keep this brief 'cause I read somewhere that short intros are 94% more likely to help me finish this email faster (which is cool because: FRIDAY HALLOWEEN HAPPY HOUR WOOOOOOOO).

Last Minute Costume Ideas

Looking for a hilarious shorts costume? Just wanna watch a video of Andy getting eaten by a T-Rex?

Well we've got you covered duder with 17 last-minute shorts costume ideas/a video of Andy getting eaten by a T-Rex.

>>> EVEN IF YOU HAVE A COSTUME, THE VIDEO IS STILL A NO BRAINER WATCH

WEEKEND RADICALNESS BONUS ROUND:

Archery Tag!
Highland Games woooooo

Archery Tag: It's like paintball and dodgeball and bow and arrow shooting COMBINED.

>>> WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS, LIKE, RIGHT NOW?

Why's there a GIF of Braveheart Mel Gibson at a rave? Only one way to find out...

>>> (THAT WAY IS CLICKING HERE, GUYS)

Jams Not Bangers

In the words of the Ghost of Chubbies Past:

Boooooooooooooooomslam.

XOXO,

- Gossip Grant and Ineffective Astronaut Andy

 

If you forward this email to three friends, the Great Pumpkin will actually come this year. True story.

 

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27 October 2016

New Reversible Sherpa Jackets

Plus all your favorite things, including the................................................................................

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THREE BRAND NEW 
REVERSIBLE SHERPA JACKETS

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I don't wanna scare you guys, but last time these Reversible Sherpa Jackets sold out in 48 hours AND I'm dressing up as a ghost for Halloween. 

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What's A Shacket?

Part dapper shirt. Part pleasantly insulated jacket. Part mythical creature. JK about that last one. OR ARE WE?!?…

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Supreme Softness

Warning: If you wear this, strangers will feel your shirt.

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And For You...

Dear Guy Who Read All The Way To The Bottom Of This Email In Hopes Of Finding A Solid Gray Heavyweight Button-Up, we got something for ya. 

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More Goodie Goodies:

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To wear the sherpa side out, or the windbreaker side out. That is the question. 
- William Shortspeare

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