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Were you trying to get some work done this Friday? Well, that's not gonna happen anymore once you open this Pandora's box of dope fun times and partying. Sup home slices. I'll keep this brief 'cause I read somewhere that short intros are 94% more likely to help me finish this email faster (which is cool because: FRIDAY HALLOWEEN HAPPY HOUR WOOOOOOOO). Looking for a hilarious shorts costume? Just wanna watch a video of Andy getting eaten by a T-Rex? Well we've got you covered duder with 17 last-minute shorts costume ideas/a video of Andy getting eaten by a T-Rex. >>> EVEN IF YOU HAVE A COSTUME, THE VIDEO IS STILL A NO BRAINER WATCH WEEKEND RADICALNESS BONUS ROUND: Archery Tag: It's like paintball and dodgeball and bow and arrow shooting COMBINED. >>> WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS, LIKE, RIGHT NOW? Why's there a GIF of Braveheart Mel Gibson at a rave? Only one way to find out... >>> (THAT WAY IS CLICKING HERE, GUYS) In the words of the Ghost of Chubbies Past: Boooooooooooooooomslam. XOXO, - Gossip Grant and Ineffective Astronaut Andy   If you forward this email to three friends, the Great Pumpkin will actually come this year. True story.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.