Shorts That Last 300 Years

You might wanna free up your schedule in 2316............................................... THE RUGGED CANVAS SHORTS We just forged four* new ultra rugged canvas shorts, designed to keep the summer going as long as the sky is out. Not only will these shorts last you roughly 300 years, but they'll get softer with every wash, so you'll have something to look forward to in the year 2316.   *I know we're only showing two shorts up there, but there are definitely four. Just click that link and trust us. The Softest Shirt In All The Land You're not just getting a warm, heavyweight pullover shirt. You're gaining a new best friend. Would love to stay and chat, but I have to tend to my slow cooker. - Justin & La Familia de Chubbies   The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.