Shorts so soft...

Motha chuggas wanna fine me___________ So, these are soft.  (... and we only have 200 units) Inspired by kittens (without the meowing), down comforters (without the bulk) and Jigglypuff (without the singing) because...  SOMETIMES A MAN NEEDS A SOFT PAIR OF SHORTS.  And that sometimes is right about now. Introducing: The Featherweights Oh, say can you See-rsucker!?   Yup. We seer can.  seer·suck·er ˈsirˌsəkər/ noun a printed cotton with a surface consisting of puckered and flat sections, typically in a striped pattern, most bodaciously used once-in-a-blue-moon by Chubbies HQ to make a limited run of mad-primo spring duds. AVAILABLE NOW: In Blue 1 & Blue 2, Men's 5.5" & 7" inseam and Ladies Tired of NUDE arms?  Black as the starless night when the wolf is as silent as the cold stone in the mountain   Early critiques of The All Nights:  "Simple. Elegant." "These shorts are so far removed from the proverbial 'chain,' said shorts and chain may never reunite." "McConaughey is both poignant and emotional." P.S. we also freshly re-stocked all your classic favorites. From black, to blue, to lighter blue, to grey and khaki, also the ever-so-slightly-darker khaki... you know what, just select your shade below and know that it's been re-stocked: Peace, Love, and the Pursuit of Weekend - Quatro Quatro, Bismo Funyuns, & Dan Smith  The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Dang, that's harsh, but if you must, you can unsubscribe here.

Athloungers

Are Back____________ THE SPORT SHORTS FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE SPORTS BUT WANT TO DO OTHER STUFF GOOD TOO There are two kinds of people in this world: People who like to wear dope gym shorts WITH an uber-stretchy compression lining inside of them, and people who like to wear dope gym shorts WITHOUT an uber-stretchy compression lining inside of them.  These shorts are for the former. AND the latter.   [Narrator: It was at that moment the reader realized this Chubbies email would be unlike any he had ever read before. It would not only change his gym outings forever -- it would also change THE WORLD.] To Line? Or not to Line? That is the question. True story: After our new athleisical shorts (athletic + leisure + radical) sold out faster than it took co-founder Kyle Hency to badly lose the Chubbies Fantasy Football League (SO FAST, GUYS) we brought these moisture-wicking, antimicrobial-featuring beasts back with the added bonus of letting you choose whether you'd want 'em lined, or unlined.  FYI: Thank you notes can be sent to 430 Pacific Ave., San Francisco, CA 94133  Available in 7 colors, with 7 corresponding compression liners (or not). All on pre-sale NOW.  Slightly biased, and yet nonetheless accurate reviews on these shorts:   NOTE: These people may or may not work for Chubbies. But rest assured -- they are NOT actors.  To the 11-year-old who sent us design schematics for shorts with narwhals on them: You're goin' places, kid.   - Kit and the rest of Chubbies HQ connorbobonnor/Instagram The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Dang, that's harsh, but if you must, you can unsubscribe here.