I'm on a mother hugging boat.............................................................................................................................
Phil said he needed a pair of nautical shorts before his trip to Maine. Turns out, he just needed one pair, not 150. We're now selling the rest. Go crazy.
By the way, Phil if you're reading this, we really could use you back at the office and if you could at least text us the Snapchat password, that'd be great.
New Conservative Work Clothes
Recently, the Chubstomers of the finance and legal world complained that we don't make shorts suited for their day-to-day work, so we made the Glory Daze.
Allow us to explain:
• Sweat short fabric: Lets everyone know you DO sweat the small stuff. • Subtle tie-dye pattern: Pairs nicely with almost all Oxford button-downs. • Raw hems: Politely states "upper management material." We only made a few of these, so we're keeping these shorts an email exclusive between you, me, and karlmalonefan420@yahoo.com.
OH YEAAHHHH
Palm trees. Pockets. Acid-washed denim. That's AC Slater's secret recipe for success, which we've now made available to the public.
Sorry, AC.
Dualing Sweatshirts
Two words: Supremely soft.
Seventeen more words: My friend Seth tried that cactus crewneck on six days ago still and hasn't taken it off.
Just so relieved Bieber is back on IG. It's been a rough week. Thank you all for your support.
- The Chubliebers
Welp. Looks like that was a false alert. He's still off IG. Thank you for your continued support.
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Pizza time! PIZZA TIME! Just no anchovies, cool? Cowabunga dudes!
Hola chicos y chicas,
I'm heading to a bachelor party in Tahoe in, like, 1 minute so we're gonna make this thing super short and super sweet: I hid all six of this week's Awesome Weekender Things behind these Disney princess GIFs (obviously).
Click on your favorite princess and see where she leads you. Then click on your second-sixth favorite princesses and see where they lead you, too.
(Note: One of them will lead you to a Tom Selleck coloring book page with a prize on the line!)
Brand new shorts with the softest fabric we can legally sell. Plus whales and trucks.
Back In Black
Two weeks ago, we put these shorts in the app and they sold out faster than I can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," and that's a word I can say surprisingly quickly.
Now they're back in pre-sale mode.
The Heavyweight Shirt
Meet the George Foreman of the shirt world.
They're lean. They're mean. They're grilling machines... per se.
"Chubbies, I have no clue what you're talking about. Can you speak in plain English?" OK, they're between a jacket and shirt, they're soft. It's kinda like a flannel, but not made of flannel.
GQ Man Of The Year: Sneak Peek
We've also got your sweatshirt of the year.
What's that? The sweatshirt is available for sale too? Now that seems too good to be true. *checks website* Not too good to be true. Just regular ol' true.
Too Hot For Email
Wrote this whole email wearing aviator goggles. Got to get in the right mindset, ya know.
- Justin & Iceman & Goose & Tom & Preston & Rainer & Kyle & Nick & Lauren & Grant & Rich & Kit & Auzy & Elan & Everyone Else
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