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1.......................... 2............................................. 3................................................................................................................. Hey guys, I know there's a lot going on this weekend so I took the liberty of putting together a little to-do list to make sure all of the most important stuff gets done: IMPORTANT WEEKEND TO-DO LIST: • Read this email • Comb neck beard • Go grab a beer and some Nacho Cheese Bugles Alright, let's get to it, shall we? We found an inflatable boat race 100-ish blow-ups of all shapes (lobster! watermelon! purple Loch Ness Monster!) and sizes (BOUNCY CASTLE WOOOOO!) take on a 3/5-mile, open-ocean sprint out to a buoy, with the title going to the fastest vessel to make it all the way back to the beach. >>> I WANT TO ENTER THIS >>> I WANT TO WATCH A HILARIOUS VIDEO OF THIS >>> I JUST WANT TO SEE A GIF OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER PLAYING WITH GLOW STICKS Someone turned Oregon Trail into a card game Which be bought and played to see if it was any good. >>> SPOILER ALERT: IT'S INCREDIBLE In case you missed it... We started our own men's synchronized swim team. >>> CHECK OUT OUR FULL ROUTINE Q: If you were stranded on a desert island with only one Spotify Playlist, which one would it be? Answer... >>> CHUBBIES x VICEROY "JAMS NOT BANGERS" Scroll up or down on your phone to stop the GIF, first person to perfectly line something up and screenshot it at us on Twitter wins a mystery prize off of Phil's desk. Oh, and if you click the GIF it'll take you to 10 drinking games we invented. You're welcome. OK duderinos, I gotta go win a Ginormous Flip Cup tournament. Lemme know if anything weird happens at the Opening Ceremony and if you ever hear about any next-level weekend stuff, the tip line is always open. - Grant and the Chubformers: Robots in Short Shorts   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.