25 August 2016

ENDS

TONIGHT.............................................................................................................................

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The free gift happy hour ends tonight at 10pm EDT
dog. shorts. life.
download images, c'mon, already
loungers

Brand new shorts with the softest fabric we can legally sell. Plus whales and trucks.

shorts

Back In Black

the black shorts are back

Two weeks ago, we put these shorts in the app and they sold out faster than I can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," and that's a word I can say surprisingly quickly.

Now they're back in pre-sale mode. 

do it
shorts

The Heavyweight Shirt

long sleevies

 

Meet the George Foreman of the shirt world.

They're lean. They're mean. They're grilling machines... per se. 

"Chubbies, I have no clue what you're talking about. Can you speak in plain English?"
OK, they're between a jacket and shirt, they're soft. It's kinda like a flannel, but not made of flannel. 

do it
shorts

GQ Man Of The Year: Sneak Peek

We've also got your sweatshirt of the year. 

sweatshirts

What's that? The sweatshirt is available for sale too? Now that seems too good to be true. *checks website* Not too good to be true. Just regular ol' true.

do it
shorts

Too Hot For Email

censored
that jorts link
shorts

Wrote this whole email wearing aviator goggles. Got to get in the right mindset, ya know. 

- Justin & Iceman & Goose & Tom & Preston & Rainer & Kyle & Nick & Lauren & Grant & Rich & Kit & Auzy & Elan & Everyone Else

 

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