PS: Find a computer, turn off the WiFi, open a Chrome web browser, and head to entertainment.chubbiesshorts.com— you should get the little dinosaur above and a message about not having an internets connection. Click the dinosaur with your cursor, hit spacebar, and prepare to have the least productive/most funnest Friday ever.
~ Thighme Warner Cable
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Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.
excuse me sir do you have a mint? perhaps some Binaca? alllllllllllllllllllll right theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Good morrow, countrymen and countryladies, lend me your beers.
And then lend yourself some beers, too, and immediately duck outta whatever responsibilities you've got today because 1) SWEET 16, and 2) you gotta start planning your trip to the world's largest pool:
Which you just now started planning because, again, WORLD'S LARGEST POOL.
It's 3/5 of a mile long and holds 66 million gallons of water.
Spring is sprung, which means snow is about to go buh-bye.
But thanks to North America's tallest sand dunes and a little something called SANDBOARDING, that doesn't mean your winter shredding equipment has to follow it into hibernation.
A big ol' chub-bump to Brandyn Lorenz who's leading the Chubster Nation brackets and still in the hunt for a free pair of the thigh-emancipators of his choice after 1.25 weekends.
And finally, the first one to snap or tweet a screenshot of the logo perfectly in a corner of the most frustrating screensaver in the history of mankind wins! What do you win? Something! Oh, and don't forget to click if for a special surprise...
I was blind,
But now I see,
Your shorts should fall,
Above the knee,
Grant, Dave "My Soccer Team Just Won An Intramural Soccer Championship" Wardell, and the rest of H-Cue
Side Note: My colleague Phil happened to choose Maryland to win the NCAA Tournament. So. Yeah. Console him here.
Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133
Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.
Wait. Why is the Weekender getting sent on a Wednesday?
Oh, that's right, because tomorrow is MARCH MADNESS and Friday is MARCH MADNESSandST. PATRICK'S DAY, which means you're getting super, duper sick right now (*COUGH*COUGH*COUGH*) and probably aren't gonna be able to make it to work/school/your-sister's-rehearsal-dinner for the next two days.
Instead, you're gonna be:
1) Renting an inflatable pub for St. Patrick's Day
Yes, we said pub. And yes, the ENTIRE THING inflates. And also has blow-up fireplaces, and wood beams, and windows, and chimneys, and basically everything you'd expect a pub to have in inflatable form.
3) Entering the official Chubster Nation March Madness Bracket Challenge
Two things you need to know: 1) If you get a perfect bracket we'll give you free shorts for a year, and 2) the highest scoring bracket submitted by Chubster Nation period will receive a free pair of shorts (or swimsuit) of their choosing.
