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excuse me sir do you have a mint? perhaps some Binaca? alllllllllllllllllllll right theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Good morrow, countrymen and countryladies, lend me your beers. And then lend yourself some beers, too, and immediately duck outta whatever responsibilities you've got today because 1) SWEET 16, and 2) you gotta start planning your trip to the world's largest pool: Which you just now started planning because, again, WORLD'S LARGEST POOL. It's 3/5 of a mile long and holds 66 million gallons of water. AND YOU CAN SAIL IN IT AND IT HAS HOT TUBS ON DOCKS AND THERE'S AN INFLATABLE TRAMPOLINE Spring is sprung, which means snow is about to go buh-bye. But thanks to North America's tallest sand dunes and a little something called SANDBOARDING, that doesn't mean your winter shredding equipment has to follow it into hibernation. WAIT... SANDBOARDING?? ALSO, WHERE ARE NORTH AMERICA'S TALLEST SAND DUNES??? AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BUTTONS IN THIS EMAIL???? A big ol' chub-bump to Brandyn Lorenz who's leading the Chubster Nation brackets and still in the hunt for a free pair of the thigh-emancipators of his choice after 1.25 weekends. And finally, the first one to snap or tweet a screenshot of the logo perfectly in a corner of the most frustrating screensaver in the history of mankind wins! What do you win? Something! Oh, and don't forget to click if for a special surprise... I was blind, But now I see, Your shorts should fall, Above the knee,   Grant, Dave "My Soccer Team Just Won An Intramural Soccer Championship" Wardell, and the rest of H-Cue   Side Note: My colleague Phil happened to choose Maryland to win the NCAA Tournament. So. Yeah. Console him here.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.