Congratulations on being kind of a big deal. .................................

Public Denimy #1

Remember that time they were all like, "Sir, you have to wear a shirt if you're going to dine here, and please, no outside drinks in the restaurant," and you had to take your daiquiri and your business elsewhere? Well, stress not amigo, you now have a solution.

So, these are soft.

Inspired by kittens (without the meowing), down comforters (without the bulk) and Jigglypuff (without the singing) because...

SOMETIMES A MAN NEEDS A SOFT PAIR OF SHORTS.

And that sometimes is right about now. Introducing: The Featherweights

Some legs are longer than others.

Our reasons for adding a 7" inseam: Let's say you're just a tall drink-o-water, let's say the golf course has "rules," let's say you want to be formal, but you're sure as shizz gonna still wear shorts, or you realize that by adding 1.5 inches of fabric to the freshest shorts known to science you're basically just adding 25% more awesome on top of awesome.

My very dear Chubster: The indications are very strong that there shall be a weekend in a few days -- Lest I should not be able to write again, I feel impelled to write a few lines that may fall under your eye when I shall work no more....

- Phil "Ken-Sick-Burns" Mills and the rest of the Chub Brigade