Plus, The Neon Lights and Glades are back .........................

WE HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS.

Skills that we've acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare to boring swim suits.

Alright Chubster Nation, I'll level with you, I've never been so inclined to buy a pair of swim trunks. These are personal favorites of mine. When I saw these I marched straight upstairs and told the Product Team, "you crazy for this one."

So you know what, screw it, I'm clicking this link right now and gettin' mine. Better yet, I'm gunna make my own button, and then I'm gunna click that button, and then I'm gunna get the dopest trunks we've made to date. Nobody else is allowed to click my button. I've got this thing linked up to Google Analytics so I WILL KNOW IF YOU PUSH MY BUTTON. DO NOT PUSH MY BUTTON.

Not digging the Aquatic Libations (YOU CRAZY), fine - more for me - lots more new fire on the site today.... feast your eyes below.

THEYYYYYYYYY'RE BACKKKKKKK

BIG NEWS. The Neon Lights - our fastest-EVER-selling swim trunks are BACK, alongside our second-fastest-selling-EVER trunks The Glades.

Oh - what's that you say? You have a lady friend and you guys want matching swim suits? Well perfect, because we've got you covered.

this email is fulla shirt.

we get it, sometimes mom insists you "wear a shirt" to the dinner table. for those occasions we made these. for those of you who eat dinner with Mom > 3x per week, save yourselves some scrilla on these bundles.