Well Well

what have we here? Oh, just the greatest, most weekend-kicking-off email you've ever opened in your entire life. THAT is what we have here. There is no Weekend connection   Try: Checking to see if you have shorts on Throwing your computer out the window Plugging in the margarita machine Clicking this link which will BLOW YOUR FRIGGIN' MIND   ERR_WEEKEND_DISCONNECTED   PS: Find a computer, turn off the WiFi, open a Chrome web browser, and head to entertainment.chubbiesshorts.com — you should get the little dinosaur above and a message about not having an internets connection. Click the dinosaur with your cursor, hit spacebar, and prepare to have the least productive/most funnest Friday ever. ~ Thighme Warner Cable                           Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.