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It's Black Friday. You're feeling yourself. You fought the crowds all morning. Now it's relaxation time. That's why we saved our 35% OFF SWIM SALE, JUST FOR YOU. Oh yeah, and there's still time to catch all our other great sales too. At checkout, use the code: BLACKFRIDAY2020 35% OFF SWIM SALE > 25% OFF CASUAL SALE > 20% OFF SPORT SHORTS > $95 REVERSIBLE JACKET SALE > Not sure what I'm going to do with all the money I saved with these deals. Maybe, buy some bottle rockets and see what happens.  ~Ashley "why not?" Spencer and everyone else at Chubbies Important legal mumbo jumbo: Terms and conditions apply to all promotions. Unless specified otherwise, all promotions are online only. Not all sale items eligible for further promotions. See website for details.​ Expedited orders must be placed before 11am PT for day-of shipping.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts  2720 Taylor St, Suite 310, San Francisco, CA 94133 Customer Service Hotline: (844) 278-3554 Hotline Hours: Mon-Fri 9am-5pm PT Never wanna hear from us again? Dang, that's harsh, but if you must, you can unsubscribe here. ‌

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Step 2: Drag this email into your "Dope Emails" folder. Lock the folder permanently. OK, now go enjoy a couple beers, your work here is done. JAMBO! And welcome to another edition of FRIDAY — that supes dupes badassica end-of-the-work-week thing we celebrate here at Chubbies HQ by sending you a bunch of Weekend-related awesome that'll make you be all "Whoa, look at all this Weekend-related awesome Chubbies just sent me." In case you hadn't heard, this Sunday is Easter, which means 1) brunch, and 2) ... EASTER KEG HUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!! Yeah, that's right, it's like an Easter Egg Hunt, except... with Kegs, which are better than Eggs pretty much any way you look at it. YOU HAD ME AT EASTER KEG PLEASE SAY THERE'S A VIDEO OF YOU PLAYING THIS, CHUBBIES, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M JUST HERE TO CLICK THINGS Uhhhh, what's with all of the GIFs of Bob's River Place, the greatest waterpark in America that no one's heard of? Is it finally open again for the end of Spring season? IT IS??? WELL WHAT'RE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S FRIGGIN' GO. I'M STILL JUST HERE TO CLICK BUTTONS And finally: The turtle shell isn't gonna fire itself, guys, maybe give Luigi a lil' help? REVERSE-JAMBO, - Grant and the Thights of the Round Table     Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 2720 Taylor St, Suite 310 • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

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what have we here? Oh, just the greatest, most weekend-kicking-off email you've ever opened in your entire life. THAT is what we have here. There is no Weekend connection   Try: Checking to see if you have shorts on Throwing your computer out the window Plugging in the margarita machine Clicking this link which will BLOW YOUR FRIGGIN' MIND   ERR_WEEKEND_DISCONNECTED   PS: Find a computer, turn off the WiFi, open a Chrome web browser, and head to entertainment.chubbiesshorts.com — you should get the little dinosaur above and a message about not having an internets connection. Click the dinosaur with your cursor, hit spacebar, and prepare to have the least productive/most funnest Friday ever. ~ Thighme Warner Cable                           Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.