30 September 2016

Will say it's Photoshopped

But it's totally not! Confession: We don't even know how to use Photoshop! We just know how to turn watermelons into beer coolers filled with dry ice and that's basically it.

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YOU GUYS,

WE MADE A WATERMELON BEER COOLER AND IT'S FRIGGIN' AWESOME:

Watermelon Beer Cooler

ALSO HAPPY FRIDAY AND STUFF.

MORE WEEKEND RADICALNESS:

lawnmower racing!
tropical islands waterpark!

Lawnmower racing is a thing that exists in real life.

>> VROOM

This is Tropical Islands, the world's largest indoor waterpark.

>> SPLIZASH

Jams Not Bangers

And finally, Andy whipped up a badasstacular Spot The ChubDifferences. Find all 10 differences between the two pics below and shoot it to us on Twitter, Snapchat, or the ol' tip line and we'll hook one of you up with a dope prize.

See you guys at The Max,

- Zack, Kelly, Slater, Screech, and Grant

 

You don't always forward this email to friends, but when you do, you forward it to THREE friends and tell 'em to click right here.

 

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29 September 2016

Re: Our Most Expensive Item EVER

We Had A Big Whoopsy Daisy .......................................................

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ABOUT THAT BAR...

As I've been told by everyone in the office, everyone on Twitter, and my mom, the previous email's link for the Bar-V did not work. 

That's a big time whoopsy daisy on my part. 

i'm liking what i'm seeing
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Hey, we're only human. 
- Justin & all the other humans at Chubbies

shorts

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Our Most Expensive Item EVER

Hint: it includes a Jumbotron. .......................................................

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WE'RE SELLING A BAR

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Ever wanted to own the most popular bar in the entire Bay Area, nay the entire United States, nay the entire World, nay the entire Universe, reverse-nay, the entire World?? 

Well, here's your chance. We're looking for a qualified buyer interested in a well established, super duper highly profitable bar for sale in a great location. 

It includes a Jumbotron TV, framed picture of Tom Selleck, kegerators, 100 free shorts, and much more. 

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i'm liking what i'm seeing

Oh right, we almost forgot, the bar is INSIDE AN RV… If we're being "technical" about things.

shorts

Let's say, hypothetically speaking, you don't want to own a bar (different strokes for different folks, amirite?).

How Bout Shorts Sans Bar?

Meet The Chubbies Hat Trick: we figured if you're gonna take the plunge and grab yourself three pairs of shorts, why the heck wouldn't we just knock $25 off the price — you know?

hat trik
make it thrice
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Performance Swim Trunks You Say?

They're rash-resistant, and they got 4-way stretch — so if you're surfing, SUP-ing, swimming, or spaghetti-ing, these trunks will move with you. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

swim
that's what i'm talkin bout
shorts
casuals
sweat shorts
sherpa shorts
free stuff
the RV
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Go ahead, you know you want need that Bar-V.
- Preston, Rainer, Kyle & Tom
The Chubfounders
 

Psst. Got a friend who needs his/her own Bar-V? Please forward 'em this email. That'd be really rad. Thanks. 

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The Snap The App The Text
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the app
text
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