sleep in today

Seriously, you earned it. Heck, sleep in tomorrow, too, and Sunday, AND Monday. You've been so awesome lately you could really sleep in every day the rest of the month and we'd be cool with it. Ndamukong Suh, dudes. And a happy three-day-weekend-kickoff extravaganza to ya. Let's party.   It's Labor Day Weekend, aka the time you get in on the dropest friggin' boat ever This is the BBQ Donut Boat. It's a boat, with a BBQ on it, and it's shaped like a donut. >>> HOLY LINK CLICK, BATMAN It's Labor Day Weekend, AKA THE TIME YOU GO TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST UNDERGROUND TRAMPOLINE PARK And party your buns off on three stories worth of trampolines, tunnels, and slides — all of which are suspended as high as 180ft in the air. >>> THIS I GOTTA SEE Yup, you read that right. Chubbies University, a totally-100%-real-and-definitely-not-fake-in-any-way college that is real. And not fake. At all. 100%. >>> CHECK OUT THE CAMPUS HERE >>> THEN APPLY HERE, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS Chubbies + Viceroy + Burritos + an Inflatable Unicorn = The Jams Not Bangers Spotify playlist. Play it up, playas. The Chubbies Crossword Puzzle Someone who completes this thing gets a dope prize wooooooooo! Just shoot the completed one to us on Twitter, Snapchat, or the ol' tipline. Across 4. The Godfather. 7. Delicious delicacy. 8. What comes before Part B? 9. You never, ever skip this. 12. NBA Jam catchphrase. 14. The Terminator. Down 1. What happens when the sky's out? 2. It begins Friday at 5pm and ends Monday at 8am, unless it's Labor Day on Monday, then it ends WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO END. 3. Hold my... 5. The king of the khakis (singular) 6. "There has never been a sadness that can't be cured with breakfast food." 10. If pants are thigh prisons, these are not. 11. The most humble short shorts brand on the planet. 13. A pretty cool country (radical abbreviation) Alright guys, I gotta go hit this laser tag tournament championship, enjoy the extra day off, Chubster Nation. - Grant and the Real Househusbands of Chubbies HQ   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.