Our Most Expensive Item EVER

Hint: it includes a Jumbotron. ....................................................... WE'RE SELLING A BAR Ever wanted to own the most popular bar in the entire Bay Area, nay the entire United States, nay the entire World, nay the entire Universe, reverse-nay, the entire World??  Well, here's your chance. We're looking for a qualified buyer interested in a well established, super duper highly profitable bar for sale in a great location.  It includes a Jumbotron TV, framed picture of Tom Selleck, kegerators, 100 free shorts, and much more.  Oh right, we almost forgot, the bar is INSIDE AN RV… If we're being "technical" about things. Let's say, hypothetically speaking, you don't want to own a bar (different strokes for different folks, amirite?). How Bout Shorts Sans Bar? Meet The Chubbies Hat Trick: we figured if you're gonna take the plunge and grab yourself three pairs of shorts, why the heck wouldn't we just knock $25 off the price — you know? Performance Swim Trunks You Say? They're rash-resistant, and they got 4-way stretch — so if you're surfing, SUP-ing, swimming, or spaghetti-ing, these trunks will move with you. Trust me, I'm a doctor. Go ahead, you know you want need that Bar-V. - Preston, Rainer, Kyle & Tom The Chubfounders   Psst. Got a friend who needs his/her own Bar-V? Please forward 'em this email. That'd be really rad. Thanks.  The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.