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Congrats! All you have to do now is write PEN 15 on your arm with a permanent marker and you'll be officially part of the club. Hey, serious question here fellas: Does anyone have Greg's number? Lemme know. Oh and while I've got you, I wanted to shoot you a quick rundown of what the plan is for the weekend: First we're gonna put an armchair on a remote-controlled electric skateboard And drive it all around SF. We'll call it something like, I don't know, "The Weekend Mobile"? ​IT'LL LOOK LIKE THIS Then how 'bout we do a little DRONE SURFING? Cowafrigginbunga. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AWESOME Then let's take the moose for a spin And maybe take a pic of it and post it to Insta? THAT WAY WE CAN WIN THAT INSANE CHUBBIES CONTEST WITH ALL THE FREE STUFF OK then this part is optional: Some of us are gonna enter the Jungle Marathon It's the most dangerous race on the planet so if you're not down it's totally fine. BUT IF YOU'RE A BAMF, LET'S DO THIS THING OK then this part is NOT OPTIONAL: We've all gotta go vote for BJ Chubbies Ambadassador BJ Treuting is up for Nats Fan of the Year and needs El Nacion de Chubster to hook him up with a bazillion votes. SO LET'S DO THAT (SIDE NOTE: HIS VOTING WEBSITE IS THE FUNNIEST THING WE'VE SEEN ALL WEEK) Oh and let's make sure to check out the new Chubbies x Viceroy Mixtape It's getting released Friday at 4pm PT on Viceroy's Facebook page where he's gonna live stream the whole thing. THEN WE CAN HIT PLAY ON THE CHUBBIES x VICEROY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH THAT Great and then we'll call it a day by printing out the Chubbies Countdown to Summer Calendar Wait, isn't that the hilarious calendar with all the funny pictures that only has the non-summer months in it so you can 'X' out all the non-summer days until the world's glorious-est season returns? YEP, DOWNOAD THAT SUCKER RIGHT HERE Peace. - Grant and the PEN 15 Board of Directors, San Francisco Chapter     Reminder: Every time you forward this email to three friends, Mike Ditka will show up at your door with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and ask you about your day.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.