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Them shorts up to something. THE THROWBACK BASKETBALL SHORTS >>> BOOMSHAKALAKA ^^ That happened. When basketball shorts were actually short...Those were the good old days. Well, lucky for us today is the good old days.  WE HEARD YOU LIKE THROWBACK SHORTS, SO HERE ARE 2 MORE >>> TAKE A LOOK AND GANDER For those rare times when you're not messing around and getting a triple double, we got more throwback shorts for ya.  BONUS: THREE NEW NUTTERS >>> GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT We initially hired a toucan for our design team as a PR stunt. Then we realized the guy was pretty good at making shirts. He made the 3 designs above, which is weird, because I didn't know that toucans even knew what octopuses (octopi?) were.   Chubbies, putting the short back in basketball shorts since 2011. - Tom, Preston, Kyle, and Rainer  P.S. There's this:   Download the Chubbies App because all the cool kids are doing it. Friday at Five Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Twitter Chubbies on Snapchat Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

New Magic-Print Swim Trunks

Fresh from Hogwarts. ................................................................. REVERSIBLE + MAGIC-PRINT SWIM TRUNKS >>> CHECK 'EM OUT Oh Merlin's Beard, Chubster Nation. If you've read Harry Quadder & The Sorcerer's Shorts, then you'll fully understand how these trunks work, if not, allow us to regale thee. One side features a rich, enchanted print. The other is a solid blue, until you get it wet, then ... EXPECTO PATRONUM ... a print is magically revealed.  We just Dumbledore'd your McGonagalls. - Chubbies   P.S. Download The Chubbies App for free 2-day shipping so you can get your goods by this weekend. Friday at Five Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Twitter Chubbies on Snapchat Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

Magic Trunks

From swim trunks to the American flag in the blink of an eye. BEHOLD: MAGIC SWIM TRUNKS ALSO BEHOLD: QUESTIONS, ANSWERS & THE APEX OF THIGH LIBERATION.  Q) Magic shorts? Does that mean I can pull a rabbit out of them?    A) Technically you could do that, if you had access to a rabbit. But what also makes 'em magical is that they start off solid, then they reveal a freedom-lovin' patriotic print. >>> GET THE MAGIC PRINT SWIM TRUNKS   Q) Orange you glad I didn't ask for a creamsicle-colored pair?    A) As you wish... Q) DUDE, I'M FREAKING OUT. A) DUDE, ME TOO. >>> MAGIC LINK THAT TRANSPORTS YOU TO THE LAND OF MAGIC TRUNKS Q) IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!?! A) We see what you did there with the italics. And to answer your question.  "Imagine all the people wearing magical swim trunks" -John Lennon Man, that quote is really inspiring, Justin & The Chubadowskis   P.S. The Chubbies App has got free 2-day shipping if you wanna get the goods sooner than later.  Friday at Five Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Twitter Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.