[CAARNG] Gone OEF: Neon Seersucker

Thou shalt need sun glasses for how these babies shine.

images in here are really something else, i tell ya

>>> SHOP THE SEERSUCKER

THE SHORT STORY:

These neon seersucker shorts say, "I'm formal, but man, do I enjoy my weekend."

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THE LONGER, BUT STILL RATHER SHORT STORY:

For years we wanted neon seersucker — we're talkin' 4,000 watts of radness, not just-sorta-bright biddly boos. But no matter where we looked, we couldn't find this mythical seersucker.

So we invented it. With our bare hands (more or less).

Now we're proud to introduce the world to cool, comfy, crisp neon seersucker.

Your weekend ain't gonna know what hit it.

Sincerely,
Us & your thighs

P.S. Looking for more subtle seersucker? Peep The Bushwoods.

P.P.S. The Chubbies App has free 2-day shipping, which is dope if you want your goods by this weekend.

OK, last thing: We got a few pairs of women's seersucker shorts for that special lady in your life.

Just kidding, this is the last thing, for real: Thanks a ton for being part of the Chubster Nation. Without you, there'd be no Chubbies and we'd all have jobs at Jack in the Box, which might actually be pretty cool since their Jumbo Jacks and seasoned curly fries always do me right. OK, we're getting off track, but thank you for being part of this journey.