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Chubbies Bunny. Chubbiesbunny. Chubbunny. NEW PASTEL SHORTS >>> THEY'RE EGGCELENT. PEEP 'EM HERE. (you know those puns are intended) How art thou Chubster Nation, We got some new pastel shorts to cover your keister on Easter. Bonus: they'll also provide keister coverage on the other 364 days of the year. WHICH PASTEL SHORTS SHOULD YOU GET? For fancy-schmancy occasions: >>> Get the new Oxford shorts.   For Dikembe Mutumbo and people who enjoy a longer inseam:   >>> See The Tall Boys (the 7" inseam shorts).   For pineapplers:   >>> Scoop the shorts with pineapple pockets.   For elastic-adverse folks:   >>> How about non-elastic, 5.5" inseam shorts?   For dudes who don't like pastel:   >>> Feast your eyes and thighs on these.      MORE WEEKEND VIBES The Swim Trunks The Shirts The Golden Egg   "Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. The Chubbies Shorts App is the beginning of this sentence." - Socrates Friday at Five Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Twitter Chubbies on Snapchat   Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.