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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA  Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA why is the WEEKENDER dropping on a NOT-WEEKEND WEDNESDAY?? Oh right, 'cause you're not going to work on Thursday. OR Friday. Instead, you're going to watch 50ish hours of March Madness in two days and drink a whole bunch of Irish beer because, yep, it's St. Patrick's Day, too. Work? Oh no dude, we've got you covered. >>> HERE'S EXACTLY HOW TO GET OUT OF WORK FOR MARCH MADNESS ON THURSDAY AND FRIDAY WITHOUT USING VACATION DAYS Speaking of St. Paddy's... We built a ridiculous contraption that utilizes 1) kiddie pools, 2) sparklers, 3) tear-away swimsuits, and 4) a guy on roller blades to pour one perfect pint of Guinness. >>> THAT GIF IS JUST AN UNSATISFYING PREVIEW, WATCH THE GLORIOUS FULL VIDEO HERE And finally: ERMAHGERD BLACKLIGHT SLIDE There's a blacklight slide touring the country and it looks absolutely nutsnutsnutsNUTS. >>> FIND OUT WHERE IT'LL BE (PLUS CHECK OUT A GIF OF THE SLIDE THAT DROPS 44 FEET) Let's get dangerous... (by clicking this mysterious Darkwing Duck)   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.