Who's ready for the weekend?????

'Cause me and and my new best friend forever Boaty McBoatface damn sure are.................... Hello. My name is Weekendigo Montoya. You wear shorts like my father, prepare to party. But FIRST, an important message from Chubbies HQ: Next Friday is April Fools' Day, which, if our math is correct, should give you approximately three straight days to weekend your face off, and four more days after that to start preparing one of the pranks in our Ultimate Office Pranks video above. >>> HAHAHAHAHA THE ONE WITH THE PERSON IN THE FRIDGE HAHAHAHA Why does America only make hilarious tiny houses out of food ONCE a year? And why, ohhhhh why, out of gingerbread and candy instead of pancakes, waffles, sausages, bacon, and Fruit Loops? You know where this is going, Chubster Nation. That's right — we're making GingerBRUNCH Houses this Easter weekend. >>> WE SERIOUSLY CAN'T STOP WATCHING THE SUPER FAST VIDEO OF THIS THING BEING MADE Guys. There's a company that hosts real-life Mario Kart races. For everyone who saw our real-life Mario Kart race down the crookedest street in the world and was like, "sooooo, I totally wanna do this, but, well, I totally don't wanna go find the mini cars, and rent the costumes, and find a track, and basically do anything other than just driving a car in the race"... >>> ... CHECK THIS OUT And finally: Welcome to ChubDad Corner If you're a dad, 1) Internet-five, and 2) this little corner of our weekend fun-having shenanigans is entirely written by dads for dads. If you're not a dad, feel free to carry on to other important stuff like Blacklight Slides. Or hell, hang out, have a dad Bud with us, and hit the link below for a brain-melting dad theory about Frozen. >>> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THE THEORY INVOLVES STAR WARS Now click on the DeLorean to travel through time.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.