OR DOES IT?

Phew, good thing you checked because, as it turns out, it TOTALLY DOES HAVE CONTENT.Man, that was a close one. Chubster Nation, I've kidnapped all four Chubbies co-founders. If you want to see them again, deliver 300 unmarked corndogs to 430 Pacific Ave and watch this dope American Gladiators recreation: Do NOT attempt to contact your friends, family, the authorities, or Captain Planet... UNLESS you just want to share this super cool Volcano Boarding with them: We will be in touch with more demands. In the meantime, read about partying in Park City: -Anonymous                       Sent from Chubbies Shorts (allegedly) • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 I didn't know you could have an unsubscribe link in a ransom note, but apparently you can. Unsubscribe here.

First-Ever

Performance Loungers. Yup, that's right........................................................................................................................... I'M DOWN > Time for a game of: Two Truths, 1 Lie. 1) These are performance athletic shorts. 2) I drive a silver Dodge Stratus.               3) These are crazy comfy lounge shorts.    (answer below) I'M REALLY, REALLY DOWN > Answer: #2 is false. My Dodge Stratus is cobalt blue. Last one they had on the lot. You know, the Dodge Stratus takes a lot of heat, but how does 33MPG highway hit you? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought. See you at the meet-ups. PERFORMANCE FOR THE POOL You ever played Marco Polo in our performance trunks while also squinting to make it look like your eyes are closed but they're actually not? It's almost not fair.  ENTER SWIM TOWN > BTdubz, I'm definitely picking up what these trunks are throwing down. CANNNONNNBAAALLLL > CAN'T FORGET THE LADIES Never have. Never will.  PLEASE & THANK YOU > Psst. We also just launched a new pair of ladies' blue stretch shorts. Double psst: There's just a few sizes left of our ladies' swimsuits, and when they're gone, they are not coming back until spring 2017. TANKS & TEES The good news: We just added 14(!) regular and tanky tees to our collection. The not-good news: Inventory is ultra limited AND Tom spilled Mountain Dew Code Red on three of the tanks, making inventory even more limited.  BOOM BOOM > xoxo - Gossip Chubbies The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

Secret 2017 Swim Preview

Keep 'em on the DL.......................................................................................................................... 1) We made a small batch of our 2017 swim trunks available today.    2) Once they're gone, they ain't coming back until Summer 2017. 3) I thought we had one more thing to say, guess that's it.  GET AFTER IT > MORE THINGS TO MAKE YOUR WEEKEND GO BOOM BOOM "If the sky is out, then according to the Quadular Theorem, the thighs must be out." - Sir Thighsaac Newton   The Text The App The Snap Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.