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hey ............................................................................................................................................................................................... Weekend, meet my Email Newsletter Buddy. Email Newsletter Buddy, meet Weekend. Dope, now that you guys are all intro'd up, let's get started: WEEKEND BUCKET LIST ALERT: You can sleep 1,300ft in the air on the side of a cliff Thanks to the don't-look-down-iest AirBnb in existence. >>> THE BAD NEWS? YOU HAVE TO ROCK CLIMB UP TO THEM. THE GOOD NEWS? YOU GET TO ZIPLINE DOWN (!!!) THE NEXT MORNING. Could you beat a fire truck and an ambulance in a 500-mile mostly off-road race? What if you had to drive a $500-or-less beater car, with a required Saturday night stop at the 250-mile mark where you have to have a huge rager, then wake up the next day and crush through the other 250 miles? >>> THEN YOU NEED TO ENTER THE GAMBLER 500 Nintendo is releasing a mini version of the original NES It comes with 30 games, pre-installed (including Super Mario Bros. 3, Tecmo Bowl, Dr. Mario, Double Dragon II, and Mega Man II). >>> AND IT'S ONLY $60 Meet America's Outhouse Racing World Champions Wait, what's an outhouse race? >>> ONLY THE BEST RACE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. CHECK IT OUT... Step 1: Delete all your Spotify Playlists. Step 2: Add the Chubbies x Viceroy "Jams Not Bangers" Spotify Playlist. Step 3: Party. >>> YA HEARD? We hired Left Shark to be our new end of email mascot. Thing is, he only gets paid if you high five him with your thumb... Alright I gotta hit the ol' hot dog bathroom, lemme know if you wanna grab beers this weekend. - Grant and the Wizards of Hogshorts   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.