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About 7-Inch Inseams......................................................................................................................... MEET THE SLIGHTLY LONGER BUT STILL REALLY, REALLY GOOD LOOKING CHUBBIES I'M IN IT TO WIN IT "If I had 7-inch Chubbies, I probably could've made it to Mars." - Buzz Aldrin "Don't fret, the 5.5-inch inseam shorts ain't going anywhere." - Not Buzz Aldrin   The 7-inch inseams are primo for: • Fancy schmance eateries • If your legs are Mutumbo-esque • Occasions (rare as they may be) that require slightly less thigh  SHOW ME THE 7-INCH INSEAMS ​ STICK WITH THE O.G. 5.5-ERS We just restocked a small batch of these pullovers, which always sell like hotcakes — if hotcakes were made of acid-washed denim. Because these bad boys are ultra limited, we're only telling the VIP bo$$ playaz (aka our newsletter subscribers). LET ME AT 'EM THE MAGIC TRUNKS HATH RETURNED These swimmy t's have more magic than 1994 Shaq and Penny. And there's more where that came from: VOILA NEW TORSO SHIELDS 1 part seersucker. 40 parts embroidered marlin.  More of a flamingo man? We got you covered. OK, I TRUST YOU GUYS "I WANT DESERT" Did you mean to say dessert? Because that actually has two s's in it. Let's assume you meant what you said and serve up two Sonoran-styled pocket tees.  HOOOOOOOWWWLLLL SUMMERWEIGHT HALF-ZIPS Our regular half-zips are optimal for icy November nights.  These summerweight guys are good for, "Hmmm. It's a tad bit breezy this evening, this tank top ain't warm enough." I LIKEY That sweet, sweet weekend is almost here. - Justin & Chubtronic Light Orchestra P.S. Want first dibs on our first pair of overalls? Sign up here.    The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.