It’s Phil

From last night. I was in the pirate hat. No no, the other pirate hat. Yeah. That was me. So this weekend, wanted to see... Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Yooooooooooooooooou. Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys. Ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt's. Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeekend. Lettttttttttttttttttttttttttttt's. Cellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllebrate. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith. Soooooooooooooooome. Doooooooooooooooope. Storrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrries. Like this story about a pontoon equipped with a waterslide, trampolines, AND a rope swing OK, to be fair this one isn't actually a story. >>> IT'S A DOPE VIDEO Or this one about the world's most jaw-dropping swing You go down it at speeds of 90mph using a rope that's longer than a football field (393ft). >>> THE GIF ABOVE IS THE LEAST SCARY ONE YOU'LL FIND BEHIND THIS LINK Or this one about a motorized, rideable suitcase In case you wanna start the weekend as soon as you get through airport security. >>> OR, YA KNOW, DO REAL-LIFE MARIOKART AT GATE 7 Jedi mind trick time — those are not the Spotify Playlists you're looking for THIS is the Spotify playlist you're looking for: >>> CHUBBIES x VICEROY "JAMS NOT BANGERS" Scroll up or down on your phone to stop the Bill Murray generator, which doesn't actually do anything but is still super fun to play with. Oh, and clicking whichever Bill you get WILL do something, so maybe give that a shot. Alright I gotta go find a Geo Metro so I can enter this, shoot me a text when you have Settlers of Beertan set up. - Grant and Jamaican Quadsled Team   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.