You’re doing pretty good.

And I mean that. Like, really really good. You're just a really neat person all around. Welcome to the weekend jungle Chubchachos. We've got fun and games. Oh and also GIFs OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST BOUNCY CASTLE: And when we say "WORLD'S LARGEST" in all caps... ... we mean this thing is taller than the Great Wall of China and has the square footage of an actual mansion. >>> YES PLEASE, I'D LIKE TO JUMP IN THAT Or at least, that could be you if you enter the Icarus Trophy race It's kinda like all the other 1,000-mile races you do, just with one totally minor and insignificant difference: The entire race takes place in the sky. >>> YOU GET A MOTORIZED PARACHUTE, AND YOU GET A MOTORIZED PARACHUTE, AND YOU GET A MOTORIZED PARACHUTE Hold on. Did that guy just kick a velcro-covered soccer ball into a giant inflatable velcro dart board?!?! >>> YES, YES HE DID Hello, Fourth of July Recap Edition of the Chubster Nation Photos of the Week(end) Wait, am I in there? >>> I TOTALLY AM, I CAN FEEL IT Is this the Spotify Playlist that launched 1,000 ships? Nope, it's the one that launched a bunch of dope weekend tunes into your face, courtesy of our BDJFF (Best DJ Friend Forever) Viceroy. >>> JAMS NOT BANGERS? GOOD PLAYLIST NAME. Should you click Indiana Jones or not click him? Choose wisely, for while the true Click Grail will bring you life, the false Click Grail will take it from you. Meet ya at the lake just as soon as I finish off this desk drawer full of Cheetos, - Grant and the Brotherhood of the Traveling Shorts   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.