01 July 2016

10AM: Party

11AM: Party, 12PM: Party, 1PM: Party, 2PM: Party, 3PM: Party, 4PM: Party, 5PM: Party, 6PM: Party, 7PM: Party, 8PM: Party, 9PM: Party...

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We Believe in the Red, White, and Blue

We believe in America like we believe in a bar that lets you throw peanut shells on the floor. We believe in spangled things, in being back-to-back World War champs, in Super Soaker 150s, in Super Soaker 250s, in rope swings, in slip 'n slides, in rodeo clowns, in monster truck rallys, in demolition derbys, in laser tag, and in Nerf guns.

>>> WE BELIEVE IN AMERICA LIKE...

Up Your Fourth of July Game...

Ski Jump Waterslide!
Rope swing beer pong!

Three words: Ski Jump Waterslide. >> GO

Is that... Rope Swing Beer Pong? >> BLAMO

Bar-b-keg!
DIY POOL!

Turn your keg into a BBQ. >> FLAME ON

This DIY pool takes 1hr to build. >> THAT'S IT

GIANT FLIP CUP!
4th of July drinking game!

GINORMOUS FLIP CUP. >> YASSS

A 4th of July Drinking Game for the ages. >> WHOA

DOPE PARTY HACKS!!! WOO!!
Hangover cure? Yes please.

Dope party hacks? Dope party hacks. >> HELL YEAH

This hangover cure actually works. >> NICE TMNT STEIN

ALIEN

CLICK CAPTAIN AMERICA when you're ready to 4th of July party.

Have a bodaciously tenaciously audacious Fourth, Chubster Nation.

- Grant and the G.I. Chuboes

 

Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133

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