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Performance Loungers. Yup, that's right........................................................................................................................... I'M DOWN > Time for a game of: Two Truths, 1 Lie. 1) These are performance athletic shorts. 2) I drive a silver Dodge Stratus.               3) These are crazy comfy lounge shorts.    (answer below) I'M REALLY, REALLY DOWN > Answer: #2 is false. My Dodge Stratus is cobalt blue. Last one they had on the lot. You know, the Dodge Stratus takes a lot of heat, but how does 33MPG highway hit you? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought. See you at the meet-ups. PERFORMANCE FOR THE POOL You ever played Marco Polo in our performance trunks while also squinting to make it look like your eyes are closed but they're actually not? It's almost not fair.  ENTER SWIM TOWN > BTdubz, I'm definitely picking up what these trunks are throwing down. CANNNONNNBAAALLLL > CAN'T FORGET THE LADIES Never have. Never will.  PLEASE & THANK YOU > Psst. We also just launched a new pair of ladies' blue stretch shorts. Double psst: There's just a few sizes left of our ladies' swimsuits, and when they're gone, they are not coming back until spring 2017. TANKS & TEES The good news: We just added 14(!) regular and tanky tees to our collection. The not-good news: Inventory is ultra limited AND Tom spilled Mountain Dew Code Red on three of the tanks, making inventory even more limited.  BOOM BOOM > xoxo - Gossip Chubbies The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.