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Phew, good thing you checked because, as it turns out, it TOTALLY DOES HAVE CONTENT.Man, that was a close one. Chubster Nation, I've kidnapped all four Chubbies co-founders. If you want to see them again, deliver 300 unmarked corndogs to 430 Pacific Ave and watch this dope American Gladiators recreation: Do NOT attempt to contact your friends, family, the authorities, or Captain Planet... UNLESS you just want to share this super cool Volcano Boarding with them: We will be in touch with more demands. In the meantime, read about partying in Park City: -Anonymous                       Sent from Chubbies Shorts (allegedly) • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 I didn't know you could have an unsubscribe link in a ransom note, but apparently you can. Unsubscribe here.