We Made A Hammock

For real .......................................................................................................................... LET'S GET IN THE MOOD (mood brought to you courtesy of Barry White) I'M ALREADY IN THE MOOD TO CLICK A BUTTON > More specifically, the mood to talk shorts... Particularly, shorts clad with narwhals and mermaids and other things that make you say, "OH YEAH!" GO UNDA THE SEA > Now let's back it up and talk about timeless shorts that we just so happened to have restocked, which is a good enough excuse to bring 'em up. YES PLEASE > Just gonna leave this email-exclusive hammock right here, we'll let you decide what do with it.. GO HAM(MOCK) > WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN? Ah yes, shorts. We just launched these fancy-pocket-packing bad boys into the shortsosphere. MAN, THOSE ARE SOME FANCY POCKETS > LET'S SAY... You have access to a pontoon equipped with two trampolines, a rope swing, a slide, and diving board...  THEN THESE MIGHT COME IN HANDY: BOOM BOOM > ADDITIONAL WEEKEND MAGIC That sweet, sweet weekend is almost here. - Justin & The Medium-Sized Chubowskis The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.