Jason is freaking awesome

According to multiple sources, and as reported by various outlets over the last 24hrs, you're super friggin' awesome. Nice work, keep it up. To whom it may concern (that's you, dude), It has come to my attention that you are looking for A) a rad new sport, B) some Boomshakalaka fun, and C) two days off in a row. Sounds awfully greedy, but fine, I'll meet your demands, as long as you A) share this email with THREE people, B) send a good Halloween costume idea to the ol' tipline, and C) I've completely lost my train of thought, so let's just go with those first two. You said you wanted a dope new sport, well here it is — hit the GIANT PLAY BUTTON ABOVE silly goose. And now for the Boomshakalaka part: please select your Chubbies NBA Jam team. (Note: There may or may not be a $100 office pool going for who's team gets clicked the most.) Alright fellas, I gotta go Best Man it up at a wedding on the ol' Emerald Isle. Here's to everyone's weekend being filled with as many open bars and titular Spotify playlists as possible. Clear eyes, bear thighs, can't lose, - Grant and the Golden State Shortiers   Warning: Not forwarding this email to at least three friends can result in your friends having super sad lives and even sadder weekends. Friends don't let friends forget to subscribe to this email right here.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.