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Wait. Why is the Weekender getting sent on a Wednesday?

Oh, that's right, because tomorrow is MARCH MADNESS and Friday is MARCH MADNESS and ST. PATRICK'S DAY, which means you're getting super, duper sick right now (COUGHCOUGHCOUGH) and probably aren't gonna be able to make it to work/school/your-sister's-rehearsal-dinner for the next two days.

Instead, you're gonna be:

1) Renting an inflatable pub for St. Patrick's Day

Yes, we said pub. And yes, the ENTIRE THING inflates. And also has blow-up fireplaces, and wood beams, and windows, and chimneys, and basically everything you'd expect a pub to have in inflatable form.

CLICK ME I'M IRISH

2) Watching us pour a Guinness with a way-too-complicated Rube Goldberg machine

On the fence about this one? What if we promised you Grant gets seriously injured during it and lights the rug on fire with sparklers?

THOUGHT SO

3) Entering the official Chubster Nation March Madness Bracket Challenge

Two things you need to know: 1) If you get a perfect bracket we'll give you free shorts for a year, and 2) the highest scoring bracket submitted by Chubster Nation period will receive a free pair of shorts (or swimsuit) of their choosing.

TAKE ME TO THE BRACKET

4) Trying to finish 10 corndogs, 100 tater tots, and 10 beers while watching 12 hours of college hoops

Why would you try to do that, and what does it have to do with you winning a YEAR SUPPLY OF FREE CORNODGS???

THIS BUTTON KNOWS

DID WE MENTION YOU COULD WIN A YEAR SUPPLY OF CORNDOGS? OH WE DID? OK, COOL.

Whoever submits the worst bracket from HQ has to wear long baggy cargo shorts on Mondays for a month. Lot on the line here people, lot on the line.

Love,

And Basketball,

- The Chubstars

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15 March 2017

Bueller?

Wait. Why is the Weekender getting sent on a Wednesday?

Oh, that's right, because tomorrow is MARCH MADNESS and Friday is MARCH MADNESS and ST. PATRICK'S DAY, which means you're getting super, duper sick right now (COUGHCOUGHCOUGH) and probably aren't gonna be able to make it to work/school/your-sister's-rehearsal-dinner for the next two days.

Instead, you're gonna be:

1) Renting an inflatable pub for St. Patrick's Day

Yes, we said pub. And yes, the ENTIRE THING inflates. And also has blow-up fireplaces, and wood beams, and windows, and chimneys, and basically everything you'd expect a pub to have in inflatable form.

2) Watching us pour a Guinness with a way-too-complicated Rube Goldberg machine

On the fence about this one? What if we promised you Grant gets seriously injured during it and lights the rug on fire with sparklers?

3) Entering the official Chubster Nation March Madness Bracket Challenge

Two things you need to know: 1) If you get a perfect bracket we'll give you free shorts for a year, and 2) the highest scoring bracket submitted by Chubster Nation period will receive a free pair of shorts (or swimsuit) of their choosing.

4) Trying to finish 10 corndogs, 100 tater tots, and 10 beers while watching 12 hours of college hoops

Why would you try to do that, and what does it have to do with you winning a YEAR SUPPLY OF FREE CORNODGS???

Whoever submits the worst bracket from HQ has to wear long baggy cargo shorts on Mondays for a month. Lot on the line here people, lot on the line.

Love,

And Basketball,

- The Chubstars

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15 March 2017

Bueller?

Wait. Why is the Weekender getting sent on a Wednesday?

Oh, that's right, because tomorrow is MARCH MADNESS and Friday is MARCH MADNESS and ST. PATRICK'S DAY, which means you're getting super, duper sick right now (*COUGH*COUGH*COUGH*) and probably aren't gonna be able to make it to work/school/your-sister's-rehearsal-dinner for the next two days.

Instead, you're gonna be:

1) Renting an inflatable pub for St. Patrick's Day

Yes, we said pub. And yes, the ENTIRE THING inflates. And also has blow-up fireplaces, and wood beams, and windows, and chimneys, and basically everything you'd expect a pub to have in inflatable form.

2) Watching us pour a Guinness with a way-too-complicated Rube Goldberg machine

On the fence about this one? What if we promised you Grant gets seriously injured during it and lights the rug on fire with sparklers?

3) Entering the official Chubster Nation March Madness Bracket Challenge

Two things you need to know: 1) If you get a perfect bracket we'll give you free shorts for a year, and 2) the highest scoring bracket submitted by Chubster Nation period will receive a free pair of shorts (or swimsuit) of their choosing.

4) Trying to finish 10 corndogs, 100 tater tots, and 10 beers while watching 12 hours of college hoops

Why would you try to do that, and what does it have to do with you winning a YEAR SUPPLY OF FREE CORNODGS???

Whoever submits the worst bracket from HQ has to wear long baggy cargo shorts on Mondays for a month. Lot on the line here people, lot on the line.

Love,

And Basketball,

- The Chubstars

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Oh, that's right, because tomorrow is MARCH MADNESS and Friday is MARCH MADNESS and ST. PATRICK'S DAY, which means you're getting super, duper sick right now (COUGHCOUGHCOUGH) and probably aren't gonna be able to make it to work/school/your-sister's-rehearsal-dinner for the next two days.