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AND BETTER THAN EVER............................................................................................................................ TWO IMPORTANT PIECES OF BIDNESS 1) THE DENIMY OF THE STATE HATH RETURNED EMAIL EXCLUSIVE - for 24 hours the Denimy will only be available to you fine folks on our mailing list. We're keeping this acid-washed denim pullover a secret between you and the Ultra-Ultra-Illuminati Society™ known as our newsletter subscribers. Please do not tell anyone else about this shirt. It'll be our little secret just like that time we never told anyone about your Earth Day "incident" from 2003. YES PLEASE > 2) OH SNAP! THE TEAR-AWAY TRUNKS ARE BACK! 'Tis a great day for men who enjoy ripping off their trunks to reveal some ever-so-subtle banana hammocks.  And it just so happens 'tis also a great day for men who enjoy: • Labor Day pool parties. • Casual Fridays at the office.  • Casual Tuesdays at the office.  • In-Formal Thursdays at the office.  • Hawaiian shirt Mondays at the office.  • Shorts 'n t-shirts Wednesdays at the office.  • Not being at the office GET YOURS > This is the last time we're restocking these trunks until 2017, so if you're interested in some tear-away trunks, now would be a really good time. NONE OF THOSE STRIKE YOUR FANCY? You're a tough cookie to crumble, but perhaps you'd enjoy you these quadular confections. MORE OF AN AMAZING-PONTOON-BOAT-WITH-TRAMPOLINES-AND-A-WATERSLIDE GIF KINDA GUY? SUP WIT THOSE TRAMPOLINES? > "Remember: i after e, especially after c-h-u-b-b. Then add an s to make it the best." - Your favorite chubstitute teacher, Mr. Chubbington Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.