I’m not getting married, we’re just getting burritos

Oooooooo or maybe nachos? Dude, nachos are so good. Wait, or maybe nachos AND burritos? Can we even do that? It's Friday, Friday, gotta read this dope email on Friday. Partyin' partyin' fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun FUN FUN FUN FUN PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN. Now this is a story all about how... ... VOLLEYBALL got flipped turned upside down (thanks to an inflatable court and trampolines and ohmygodthislookssoofun it's called Bossaball you gotta check it out below). >>> HERE'S A DOPE VIDEO >>> HERE'S WHERE YOU CAN PLAY >>> AND HERE'S A FANTASTIC WILL SMITH GIF Weekend Challenge: Can you do the chair traverse? Basically you sit in a chair, and have to try to crawl under the chair and over the back side without touching the floor. It's kinda like advanced hot lava. >>> WATCH EVERYONE AT CHUBBIES HQ TRY IT HERE (SPOILER ALERT: WE FALL. A LOT.) >>> AND SCORE PRO TIPS HERE. We made a Fantasy Football guide If you're in a league this year you're gonna want to read this seeing as how it includes the only two things you need to win your league: 1) A list of hilarious fantasy football team names (Lambeau Calrissian), and 2) a list of even hilarious-er punishments for the loser of your league, all courtesy of Chubster Nation. >>> THIS IS A MUST CLICK, FELLAS There's an 'Office Chair Grand Prix' And it seems... super easy to win? All you have to do is sit in an office chair and backwards roll as many laps as you can on a 500ft+ city street course. >>> OH, AND THE WINNER GETS 200 POUNDS OF... >>> WHO CARES, JUST SHOW ME A FUNNY VIDEO OF IT! Chubbies x Viceroy Spotify Playlist? More like Chubbies x Viceroy HOTify Playlist, amirite?? Wait... am I right? >>> OK, YEAH, JUST LISTENED TO IT, I'M RIGHT And finally... A couple weeks ago someone hijacked The Weekender and sent out a ransom note demanding 300 corndogs be sent to 430 Pacific Ave. in exchange for the safe release of all four kidnapped Chubfounders. Everyone give it up for Charleston, South Carolina's own Rachel "The GOAT" Cuthrall, who came through for Chubster Nation in a big way. Alright duders, I'm heading down to Baja with some buddies, someone lemme know if Equatorial Guinea wins an olympic medal in Speed Walking. - Grant and the Sausage Kings of Chubcago   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.