I'm on a boat

I'm on a mother hugging boat............................................................................................................................. Phil said he needed a pair of nautical shorts before his trip to Maine. Turns out, he just needed one pair, not 150. We're now selling the rest. Go crazy.  By the way, Phil if you're reading this, we really could use you back at the office and if you could at least text us the Snapchat password, that'd be great. New Conservative Work Clothes Recently, the Chubstomers of the finance and legal world complained that we don't make shorts suited for their day-to-day work, so we made the Glory Daze. Allow us to explain:  • Sweat short fabric: Lets everyone know you DO sweat the small stuff.  • Subtle tie-dye pattern: Pairs nicely with almost all Oxford button-downs. • Raw hems: Politely states "upper management material." We only made a few of these, so we're keeping these shorts an email exclusive between you, me, and karlmalonefan420@yahoo.com. OH YEAAHHHH Palm trees. Pockets. Acid-washed denim. That's AC Slater's secret recipe for success, which we've now made available to the public. Sorry, AC. Dualing Sweatshirts   Two words: Supremely soft. Seventeen more words: My friend Seth tried that cactus crewneck on six days ago still and hasn't taken it off. Just so relieved Bieber is back on IG. It's been a rough week. Thank you all for your support. - The Chubliebers Welp. Looks like that was a false alert. He's still off IG. Thank you for your continued support. The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.