25 January 2017

Shorts so soft...

Motha chuggas wanna fine me___________

...................................................................
shorts!
swim
tops!
ladies!

So, these are soft. 

(... and we only have 200 units)

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Inspired by kittens (without the meowing), down comforters (without the bulk) and Jigglypuff (without the singing) because... 

SOMETIMES A MAN NEEDS A SOFT PAIR OF SHORTS. 

And that sometimes is right about now. Introducing: The Featherweights

Softness
Soft Soft
tropical softness
shorts

Oh, say can you See-rsucker!?  

Seer

Yup. We seer can. 

seer·suck·er

ˈsirˌsəkər/

noun

  1. a printed cotton with a surface consisting of puckered and flat sections, typically in a striped pattern, most bodaciously used once-in-a-blue-moon by Chubbies HQ to make a limited run of mad-primo spring duds.
  2. AVAILABLE NOW: In Blue 1 & Blue 2, Men's 5.5" & 7" inseam and Ladies
Seer
lady seers
seer
shorts

Tired of NUDE arms? 

tees
Tshirts
shorts

Black as the starless night when the wolf is as silent as the cold stone in the mountain 

All Nights

 Early critiques of The All Nights: 

"Simple. Elegant."

"These shorts are so far removed from the proverbial 'chain,' said shorts and chain may never reunite."

"McConaughey is both poignant and emotional."

P.S. we also freshly re-stocked all your classic favorites. From black, to blue, to lighter blue, to grey and khaki, also the ever-so-slightly-darker khaki... you know what, just select your shade below and know that it's been re-stocked:

AllNight1
Fleets
Captains
Khakmeisters
AllDays
GoTo
All the Shorts
shorts

Peace, Love, and the Pursuit of Weekend

- Quatro Quatro, Bismo Funyuns, & Dan Smith 

free willy
The Snap The App The Text
snap
the app
text
shorts

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