DON'T FREAK OUT

When you read this it's gonna make you kinda sorta WANT to freak out, but DON'T, under any circumstance. Really, you're better than that. OK, don't freak out, but this Chubbies Weekender has no pictures. Zilcho. (Wait, why doesn't it have any pictures?) Because instead of wasting a bunch of time uploading pics (boooooring), we wasted it 1) eating a box of Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick (seriously guys, these are so good), and 2) building the best Halloween costume of 2016. What exactly makes it the best costume of 2016? Welp, It's the first-ever costume that can help you avoid your boss. We repeat: THIS COSTUME CAN HELP YOU AVOID YOUR BOSS. Other things that can get you out of doing work: THIS BUTTON THIS BUTTON CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF WORK, BUT IT CAN TAKE YOU TO THIS WEEKEND'S COOLEST EVENT IN AMERICA THIS BUTTON CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF WORK EITHER, BUT IT CAN SCORE YOU A DOPEASAURUS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST DID YOU GUYS SEE WE SENT SHORTS INTO SPACE?????? Latress on the menjay, Chubster Nation. - Jobin (and Grant)   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.