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Dibbity dood dah. Dibbity day. My oh my what a doooood day. Plenty of doood, headin' your wayyyyy. Dibbity dood dah, dibbity day yay yay yay goooooodbye. Wazzzzzup doods? You know what the difference between carving a pumpkin and a pineapple is? When you carve a pumpkin, you spend most of the time spooning out all that gross crap inside the pumpkin. When you carve a PINEAPPLE, you spend most of the time drinking pina coladas and eating delicious, delicious pineapple. So this October, we're going all in on Pine-o-lanterns. And you should too, because, hello, PINA COLADAS AND PINEAPPLE EATING, but also because we're gonna give whoever carves the dopest one a thoroughly mediocre prize that you will love because it's freeeeeee. I LIKE MEDIOCRE FREE PRIZES I JUST LOVE CLICKING BUTTONS WOOOOO!!! SO DO I JUST MAIL YOU GUYS MY FINISHED PINEAPPLE? OR HOW DOES THIS WORK? MORE WEEKEND! MORE WEEKEND! MORE WEEKEND! Is that a BACON BLOODY MARY VOLCANO? It is? Thought so. >>> I NEED THIS FOR MY TAILGATE Nothing to see here people, nothing to see here, this is just a Beer Spa where there's a beer tap attached to your jacuzzi. >>> WHAT THE WHAT?? With this, though, there IS something to see here people: It's America's first inland surf park in case you wanna tame 6ft waves in Texas. >>> I DO WANNA DO THAT HOLY GUACAMOLE! Is this the first episode of that acclaimed Snapchat show I've been hearing so much about? The one with the three short shorts heroes who fight pants super villains, all for your right to weekend your face off? True Thighs, right? I heard there's a laser maze in Episode 1, yeah? And just to be clear: I can only watch the episode RIGHT NOW on Chubbies' Snappy-C? And finally: Just wanted to say you guys are all seriously The Best. The tweets, texts, snaps, snail mail, emails, and corndog shipments you guys send us every week make our weekends that much weekend-ier. Thighs out for Chubster Nation, - Grant and the Royal Chubenbaums   Look at this email. You're feeling sleepy. Very sleepy. Your eyes are starting to close. And you're asleep. When you finish reading this sentence you'll wake up and forward this to three friends and then tell them to click right here to sign up for this newsletter. And YOU'RE AWAKE AND FORWARDING.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.