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Step 2: Drag this email into your "Dope Emails" folder. Lock the folder permanently. OK, now go enjoy a couple beers, your work here is done. JAMBO! And welcome to another edition of FRIDAY — that supes dupes badassica end-of-the-work-week thing we celebrate here at Chubbies HQ by sending you a bunch of Weekend-related awesome that'll make you be all "Whoa, look at all this Weekend-related awesome Chubbies just sent me." In case you hadn't heard, this Sunday is Easter, which means 1) brunch, and 2) ... EASTER KEG HUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!! Yeah, that's right, it's like an Easter Egg Hunt, except... with Kegs, which are better than Eggs pretty much any way you look at it. YOU HAD ME AT EASTER KEG PLEASE SAY THERE'S A VIDEO OF YOU PLAYING THIS, CHUBBIES, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M JUST HERE TO CLICK THINGS Uhhhh, what's with all of the GIFs of Bob's River Place, the greatest waterpark in America that no one's heard of? Is it finally open again for the end of Spring season? IT IS??? WELL WHAT'RE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S FRIGGIN' GO. I'M STILL JUST HERE TO CLICK BUTTONS And finally: The turtle shell isn't gonna fire itself, guys, maybe give Luigi a lil' help? REVERSE-JAMBO, - Grant and the Thights of the Round Table     Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 2720 Taylor St, Suite 310 • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

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