This. Is. Insane............................................................................................................................
CHUBSTER NATION: CALL TO ARMS QUADS
HEAR YE HEAR YE
For years the vital and beautiful sport of Men's Synchronized Swimming has been ignored by The Games — quadrennium after quadrennium, getting slighted by the committee.
Well these brave men have set out to change that.
Los Ocho Bailarinos, a team coming out of Chubbies HQ in San Francisco, have officially tossed their hat in the ring to create a public groundswell asking, nay DEMANDING, that their team be recognized for their hard work and determination.
For those of you uninitiated with the sport, here's a quick rundown of some of the daring stunts you'll see these fine fellows perform:
The Salute To Sebastian Janikowski
The Crossing The Delaware Remix
You can watch their full submission tape here, or here, or here. And if you believe in what we're doing (note: you do), help us spread the word.
Happen to need some unofficial official gear for the Games? Well, then...
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ..........................................................................................................................
It was a sad day when these trunks sold out.
BUT NOW WE REJOICE because they're back — thanks to the Magical Swim Trunk Stork. (Honestly, we still don't how swim trunks are made.)
But unfortunately that stork could only cary a few wingfuls of each style, which means inventory is limited, and they ain't coming back until 2017.
So if any of them catch your fancy, go on and do the darn thing.
