Red Rover

Send Jason right over .......................................................................................................... Welp guys, you did it. You opened an email on a Friday. To celebrate this momentous occasion we're dropping the second-ever Chubbies TV Mustache Midterm, which gives you 10 TV mustaches and asks you to identify who they belong to. Did we mention someone who gets all 10 right is gonna get a free pair of shorts with MUSTACHES ON THEM? Because that's totally a thing that's happening. >>> I'M READY FOR MY MIDTERM OTHER STUFF TO CLICK: This is The Beast. It's the world's largest inflatable obstacle course — 900ft worth of bouncy castle insanity. >>> I DO HAVE A BIRTHDAY COMING UP, ACTUALLY This is a dope Spotify playlist. It's the world's dopest Spotify playlist — infinity songs worth of dope Spotify playlisting. >>> I DO HAVE SPOTIFY AND I DO LIKE PLAYLISTS, ACTUALLY Anyone know how to get a hollandaise stain off their crotch? Asking for a friend... - Grant and The League of Ordinary Gentlemen   If you forward this email to three friends, Tom'll give me the good chair for a week. Don't let me down.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

Santa Shorts For Mr. & Mrs. Claus

Just showed these to Santa and he was like DAAAAAAAAAAMN .............................. SANTA SHORTS FOR ALL The Santa Shorts are back, and this time we got a little something for the ladies.  Three reasons you need these warm-velvet 'n faux-fur shorts: 1) Getting weird at SantaCon 2) Getting weirder at your office's holiday party 3) Bringing the fa to the la la la la. *Inventory is limited on these merry-makers so, if you dig 'em, get in there and check 'em out. More Niceness It's the most wonderful thighme of the year. - Santa's little XL-sized helper The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

Your Thanksgiving Shorts

Have arrived, with all the fixins............................................................................... YOUR THANKSGIVING SHORTS HAVE ARRIVED Feast your eyes on shorts that: • Decrease your Turkey Trot time by 14.72 seconds. • Give you and Aunt Pat something to talk about. • Feature an elastic waist for maximum stuffing consumption. FYI: we're hiding these shorts from the masses and making 'em exclusive to our email subscribers. Let's keep these our little secret. Your Post-Thanksgiving Shorts When the tryptophan kicks in you're gonna want to drape your thighs in these heavyweight French-terry quad coverers.  Your "Who Ate All The Leftovers? I Need More Turkey" Shorts The ultimate in extremely visible camouflage. Rock The Vote Some folks broadcast their political views via Facebook. Others let their thighs do the talking. For those of you in the latter group, we're offering Election Shorts for less than $25 a pop.  Now, where did I put my pre-Thanksgiving cranberry sauce? Forever Yours, Justin and Team Chubbies The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.