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hhhhhhhorts 12 NEW SHORTS FOR LADIES AND GENTS today's menu: swim trunks, ladies' seersucker, fiesta shorts, derby shorts, clam chowder GET THE GOODS Put both monocles on, Chubster Nation. Today we got more new shorts than you could ever imagine. Unless you can imagine 12 new shorts, in which case we have exactly as many new shorts as you can imagine. STEP 1: GET NEW SWIM TRUNKS   STEP 2: PLAN VACATION FOR THE LADIES Just in time for summer, we whipped up 4 seersucker stunners for the ladies.  (Psst. Want first dibs on our ladies' swimsuits? Sign up here.) OH, AND THESE... The shorts below? Don't get me started. But since you did, I'll tell ya that they're made with a cotton-spandex blend to keep you oh-so comfortable. SEE 'EM ALL FOR THE FIESTAS Legally, we can't tell you that these shorts are great for holding both chips and salsa, but... ya know...  GET LOCO EN LA CABEZA (& QUADS, TOO) FOR THE DERBY One day, horse jockeys will realize shorts > pants. Until that fateful day comes, we'll wear these shorts to remind them. MAKE SEABISCUIT PROUD THE REVERSIBLE TRUNKS ARE BACK... For now. We got a small batch of these bad boys back in stock. Get yours before they sell out again. One side has parrots. The other side is solid blue, BUT WAIT(!!!) — get that blue side wet and they'll magically reveal some tropical palm trees. FLIP THE BIRDS Normally, we only pat ourselves on the back on Thursday, but today I'd like to give some public praise to Tom for naming these trunks the Rad Paisleys. Genius.  - Justin & all your best compadres from Chubbies   The Chubbies App can't stop, won't stop. Friday at Five Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Twitter Chubbies on Snapchat Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

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So we got bored and decided to recreate GoldenEye at America's most infamous prison. Happy Friday, fellas. We recreated N64's GoldenEye at America's Most Infamous Prison Also, we recreated N64's GoldenEye at America's most infamous prison. >>> OH, AND ONE LAST THING: WE RECREATED N64'S GOLDENEYE AT AMERICA'S MOST INFAMOUS PRISON Wait. Guys. What. Is. That? Oh, it's a putting green with a skeeball ramp at the end of it that launches your golf ball onto a box with six beer pong cups, three water hazards, and a super tiny hole-in-one hole.. >>> I WANT ONE, HOW DO I GET ONE? Game of Thrones is coming... back this weekend so here are a bunch of dope fan theories We found one super compelling theory for every major character. (And also Hodor. And the White Walkers. And Bran.) >>> INCLUDING A JON SNOW ONE WE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HOPE IS TRUE Ever played Party Ping Pong? Imagine 20 people. With 20 ping pong paddles. And one ball. >>> AND THEN ADD LOTS OF BEER AKA the weekend-iest playlist on the internets  >>> TAKE ME THERE, I WANNA GO THERE, TAKE ME THERE, LET'S GO THERE, TAKE ME TO THAT PLAYLIST, WITH WONDERS AND WISHES Click to select the Arwing starfighter.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.