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Happy hour. Right now. At that one spot. First round is on me. Second round is on you. Third round is on you, too. Guys. What. Is. Up. I'm about to hop on a flight to Weekendahoma City so I'm not gonna have time to round up a bunch of awesome stories about hangover cures and Settlers of Beertan drinking games this week. But on the Uber ride over I did have a chance to put together a short list of four breaking news stories out of the financial sector with major global implications on the world economy I thought you'd wanna check out: 1) Someone invented the world's largest Nerf gun It's the size of a very, very, very, very well-fed pony. >>> AND THERE'S VIDEO OF THEM SHOOTING IT ACROSS A FOOTBALL FIELD RIGHT HERE 2) Wanna run 4 miles while eating hot dogs and drinking beers? Then you're gonna want to do The Big Man Run, a race that you can only win if you're 190lbs+. >>> BEST RACE EVER? BEST RACE EVER. 3) Chubbies now makes a gluten-free salad Wait. >>> WHAT? 4) This is the only Spotify playlist your weekend needs Because it's the only Spotify playlist we collaborated on with Master of the Tune-iverse Viceroy. >>> AND IT'S ALREADY LOCKED AND LOADED WITH NEW POOL NOODLE-COMPATIBLE JAMS If ever there were a video game character that you should PUNCH WITH YOUR THUMB, it would be this one Alright, I've gotta jet (pun bonus, +12), see ya out there fellas. - Grant and the Chubz II Men   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

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For being so awesome.......................................................................................................................................................... THANK YOU Thanks a ton for being part of the Chubster Nation and making Julyber Monday so epic.  If you happened to miss an hour's free gift on Monday, we got some good news for you: we're keeping Giftapalooza live through midnight.  Also just a friendly heads up that today's the last day to get free delivery in time for 4th of July weekend. I say again... TODAY'S THE LAST DAY TO GET FREE DELIVERY BY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND Thanks again, Tom, Preston, Rainer & Kyle The Chubfounders SPEAKING OF 4TH OF JULY... WE ALSO HAVE CHEST ADORNMENTS IT'S GO TIME AND NOW IT'S SEXY SWIM TIME BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. OH YEAHHHHH. THEY SOME BAD MOTHA- TRUNK YO' MOUTH THE SOFTIES ARE BACK If you love something, let it sell out. If it comes back in stock, it was truly meant to be.  YUP. MY THIGHS WOULD LOVE THOSE. WHAT ABOUT THOSE FREE GIFTS?  Man, almost forgot about these. ALL THE FREE STUFF GOES AWAY AT MIDNIGHT P.S. The Chubbies App is always a good time, not in a casual way, but more of in a deep, long-lasting, ever-loving kind of way. Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.