There's a new standard for softness................................................
THE BRUSHED-COTTON SHORTS
Howdy there folks — just stopping by to let you know that we just dropped a trifecta of brushed-cotton shorts on the website that are so soft that they make bunny rabbits feel like sandpaper-covered rocks by comparison.
If you thought our classic Chubbies were casual, well these relaxed-fit shorts would like to take you beyond the velvet rope to the ultra casual room full of casual people who are so casual that they casually threw out all other adjectives.
Tie-Dye Your Thighs
Behold the Cherry Garcia of the sweat shorts world.
Long Sleevie Wonders
Word on the street is that you're looking for a long-sleeve, 100% cotton heavyweight pullover to keep you cozy as the fall chill creeps in and the decorative gourds plot their takeover. Well, my good friend, look no further.
So, people are saying Chubbies are the new Yeezy's? Or maybe that's just a rumor we're starting. Honestly, I'm not sure where I first heard that. - Justin & The Chub Witch Project
P.S. Last night I read Dale Carnagie's "How To Win Friends And Influence People" and the first 40 pages were all about forwarding this email to everyone you know.
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Just wanted to let you know we put up four golf shorts in pre-sale in ye Ol' Chubb Shoppe. So if you wanted to get that holiday shopping done real early, or if you wanted to give a gift to your future self — or if you just wanted to make sure you get these shorts before they sell out again...
Now would be a really good time to get ya link on.
There's More Where That Came From
Specifically in terms of performance golf polos equipped with 4-way stretch bamboo fabric that's moisture-wicking and odor-defending.
Also unlike our competitor's polos, ours will NOT spontaneously catch fire.
Dorito consumption, RE-ENGAGE. - Kyle, Tom, Rainer & Preston The Chubfounders
P.S. You know your friend, Kevin? That guy who keeps talking about how he needs a fresh pair of shorts, but isn't sure where on that dadgum world wide web to begin? Well, now would be a good time to forward this email to Kevin, and all your other homies who need to scoop up some quad-enhancing goods.
Voted Best Shorts-Based Snapchat In San Francisco
Only compatible with iPhone 9... jk, or are we?
Text this number for a rollicking good time
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