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Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble - Grant, Grant's 6-year-old daughter Harper, and everyone at Chubbies HQ   PS: Trash Can Turkey, guys. Trash. Can. Turkey. PPS: If you're stuck in an airport somewhere and need to be cheered up we made this epic Kung Fu video for you. How epic exactly? Well...   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

You Want A Free Robe?

Ummm. What kinda question is that? You know I'm the biggest robe guy on this planet............................................................................ See All The Thighber Monday Free Gifts (Including that sweet, sweet robe.) We do two promotions a year, this coming Monday is one of them. On Thighber Monday (aka Monday, November 28th, aka Cyber Monday, aka greatest Monday ever) we're giving away free gifts, engineered exclusively for this promotion, with every purchase. We'll be giving away a different gift every hour, on the hour and will be launching all gifts by email - so sign up below to claim your spot in line for the top gifts.  Elastic Waist Shorts That Won't Judge You For Going Back For Thirds Do the mashed potato.  - Chubbies Don't wanna scroll all the way back up? Hey, no problemo, here's a link to those Thighber Monday free gifts.  The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

The Best Jacket We Ever Made

Is back ........................................................................... CHUBWARS EPISODE 6:  RETURN OF THE SHERPA JACKETS Happy Sunday to ya, we've got some news: The awesome news: Our two most popular Reversible Sherpa Jackets are back and ready to ship today. (OK, they'll actually ship out tomorrow, since it's Sunday and all that.)  The not-so-awesome news: We're still figuring out this whole "supply-and-demand thing," so once this final round of the Sherpas sells out, they won't be back until fall 2017. *cue: intense "dun, dun, dun" sound effect* Back to awesome news: Let's say you missed out on those Sherpa Jackets. All is not lost. We're giving away a bunch of free gifts in 8 days on Thighber Monday, aka Cyber Monday, aka Nov. 28th.  Oh, and you know we've got more goodness for you. Like... An Electric Light Parade For Your Thighs Because every pair of holiday shorts should have pulsating lights. Other Fun Images To Press Your Thumb On  Ok I'm gonna go spend the rest of the day building up my tryptophan tolerance.  - Justin and the semi-professional turkey trotters at Chubbies P.S. In case you missed Friday's Trash Can Turkey recipe, here ya go: The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.