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A motion to have everyone leave work early today passed last night by a final count of 7,000,000,000 to 0. Have at it ..................................................................................... Hi diddly ho, Chubster Nation, Welcome to another edition of THE WEEKENDER — that thing we send you on Fridays with a bunch of words that you kinda skim because it's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday. Speaking of which... Oh, That's The Trash Can Turkey, And It's About To Change Thanksgiving FOREVER In case you wanna mix things up on Turkey Day next week, we've got you covered with a glorious food-vention that'll save you oven space for important side dishes like Rice Krispie Treats (plus only takes a third the time to cook ohhhhhh schnaaap). >>> ALRIGHT, I GOTTA SEE HOW THIS WORKS I FEEL THE NEED... THE NEED TO CLICK MORE THINGS Heck yeah I'll click a story about a cruise ship stuck on top of a cliff. >>> BOOM. CLICK ROASTED. A ranking of Turkey Day leftovers hot pockets done by a 6-year-old? >>> OH, THAT'S AN AUTO-CLICK >>> ​THIS LINK GOES TO HOT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WEEKEND JAMS In the words of Cookie Monster, "B is for Benihana let's go there right now Grant," and that's good enough for me. - Grant and the rest of your friends at Chubbies HQ PS: Happy 20th anniversary, Space Jam. Click Lola above to see our tribute.   Free beers at our SF or ATL store for anyone*** who forwards this email to three friends. (***Gotta be over 21 to drink, you can be under 21 and still forward tho)   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.