02 December 2016

Sup

Heads up I'm gonna pick up a few jugs for the eggnog chug off, can you grab red and green plastic cups and some nutmeg? Where do you wanna do this thing, the dive bar by my workshop? Mrs. Claus might be let us to do it in the basement if we keep it down, just lemme know what you're thinking...

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Hey Party People,

Welcome to a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very special edition of The Weekender where we unveil our first-ever Holiday Gift Guide — a curated Cliff Notes to the dopest gifts sold across the internet for 10 different types of peoples ranging from Dads to Gamers to Outdoorsdudes, so you don't have to be the guy who gives everyone "Hug Coupons."

Ho ho hold my beer,

Granta Claus

Friday At Five Holiday Gift Guide

PS: Looking for an Ugly Christmas Sweater that'll blow everyone's minds this year and only cost you a couple bucks? Yeah you are.

 

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