05 April 2016

The VIP Bracelet For Your Whole Body

Lots of awesome things: shorts, shirts, ladies' swim + shorts.
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my goodness there is a lot of hot, hot fire in here.

THE FESTIVAL COLLECTION

New shirts, shorts, stuff for the ladies, and much more. Basically it's like a VIP bracelet for your whole body.

>>> SEE THE ENTIRE COLLECTION

>>> NO THANKS. NOT INTERESTED.

THE OPENING ACT: SHIRTS(!!!)
*crowd goes bananas*

download images for some photo-rama if you know what i mean.
the bolo tie
lookin good
el toro is here
look at all those shirts

^^You guys heard of the "The Quadrilaterals?" They're the hottest indie band out of Macon right now. If you wanna sign them, just write us. Also: they're more performance art than band, and more just-dudes-in-shades than art, if you know what I mean.

handsome torso coverers

>>> SHOW ME THEM SHIRTS

AND NOW... THE SHORTS

*crowd goes insane: beach balls, crowdsurfing, general madness*

the rise and shines

no pesky buttons here. just comfy drawstrings as far as they eye can see.

dinosaurs
circles
palms

>>> LET ME AT THEM SHORTS

COMFORT-STRETCH IS HERE

What's "Comfort-Stretch" you ask? We took your favorite shorts, then made 'em a bit stretchier, and more comfortable. Then we spent 5 hours in a meeting and came up with the ingenious name "Comfort-Stretch."

comfy

>>> TREAT YOUR QUADS RIGHT

AND NOW FOR THE LADIES

These shorts are made with a Jackie O style jacquard fabric that's lined with silky smooth satin for primo comfort. They also have two leg holes, but almost all of our shorts have that… so maybe that detail is not worth mentioning. 

who run the world
girls shorts that are awesome
more

>>> SHOW ME THE LADIES' SHORTS

BONUS: GOLF SHORTS

OK, maybe golf tournaments and festivals are not the same thing. Maybe they are.
One thing we can all agree on: Green Shorts > Green Jacket.

golf shorts

>>> HIT THE LINKS

Meet us at the main stage in front of the right speaker.
No the other right speaker. Maybe I mean stage right?
We're behind the guy with the rainbow wig and chihuaha.
- Chubbies

 

P.S. The women's one-piece red swimsuit is now available in pre-sale. Don't say we didn't warn ya.

 

lifeguard
lifeguard

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01 April 2016

You Are Crushing It

Also: You are killing it. ALSO: You are smashpunchkaratechopalopping it. ALSO ALSO ALSO: You are dominatingeviscerating it.

Download images + the weekend.
Rich's Pants Repair Service

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Weekender for a major announcement

We launched a PANT REPAIR SERVICE today. It's called Rich's Pant Repair (that's Rich above).

>>> HEAD HERE FOR MORE

CANNONBALLLLLLLL

OK, now back to the Weekender!

Here's how to build your own pool!

>>> IN ONE HOUR!

THE IS THE NEW WEEKEND JAMS BUTTON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When you're done with that, you need to go down this 2,460ft slide in the mountains

Did we mention there's a tiny wheeled cart with a hand brake involved?

>>> BECAUSE THERE IS

Journey + Bagpipes = hahahahaha

And finally: Phil plays Journey on the bagpipes

Because: Weekend.

>>> CLICKITY CLICK, THIS VIDEO IS SICK

Poor Scorpion...

FINISH HIM (WITH YOUR THUMB)

 

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