The VIP Bracelet For Your Whole Body

Lots of awesome things: shorts, shirts, ladies' swim + shorts. ......................................................... THE FESTIVAL COLLECTION New shirts, shorts, stuff for the ladies, and much more. Basically it's like a VIP bracelet for your whole body. >>> SEE THE ENTIRE COLLECTION >>> NO THANKS. NOT INTERESTED. THE OPENING ACT: SHIRTS(!!!) *crowd goes bananas* ^^You guys heard of the "The Quadrilaterals?" They're the hottest indie band out of Macon right now. If you wanna sign them, just write us. Also: they're more performance art than band, and more just-dudes-in-shades than art, if you know what I mean. >>> SHOW ME THEM SHIRTS AND NOW... THE SHORTS *crowd goes insane: beach balls, crowdsurfing, general madness* no pesky buttons here. just comfy drawstrings as far as they eye can see. >>> LET ME AT THEM SHORTS COMFORT-STRETCH IS HERE What's "Comfort-Stretch" you ask? We took your favorite shorts, then made 'em a bit stretchier, and more comfortable. Then we spent 5 hours in a meeting and came up with the ingenious name "Comfort-Stretch." >>> TREAT YOUR QUADS RIGHT AND NOW FOR THE LADIES These shorts are made with a Jackie O style jacquard fabric that's lined with silky smooth satin for primo comfort. They also have two leg holes, but almost all of our shorts have that… so maybe that detail is not worth mentioning.  >>> SHOW ME THE LADIES' SHORTS BONUS: GOLF SHORTS OK, maybe golf tournaments and festivals are not the same thing. Maybe they are. One thing we can all agree on: Green Shorts > Green Jacket. >>> HIT THE LINKS Meet us at the main stage in front of the right speaker. No the other right speaker. Maybe I mean stage right? We're behind the guy with the rainbow wig and chihuaha. - Chubbies   P.S. The women's one-piece red swimsuit is now available in pre-sale. Don't say we didn't warn ya.   The Chubbies App is part of a well-balanced breakfast and also offers free 2-day shipping.  Friday at Five Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Twitter Chubbies on Snapchat Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

You Are Crushing It

Also: You are killing it. ALSO: You are smashpunchkaratechopalopping it. ALSO ALSO ALSO: You are dominatingeviscerating it. We interrupt your regularly scheduled Weekender for a major announcement We launched a PANT REPAIR SERVICE today. It's called Rich's Pant Repair (that's Rich above). >>> HEAD HERE FOR MORE OK, now back to the Weekender! Here's how to build your own pool! >>> IN ONE HOUR! THE IS THE NEW WEEKEND JAMS BUTTON When you're done with that, you need to go down this 2,460ft slide in the mountains Did we mention there's a tiny wheeled cart with a hand brake involved? >>> BECAUSE THERE IS And finally: Phil plays Journey on the bagpipes Because: Weekend. >>> CLICKITY CLICK, THIS VIDEO IS SICK FINISH HIM (WITH YOUR THUMB)   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.